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Gary Church: Thanks to the Blews brothers, I got my girl
Before I wrote the following answer, I asked my wife a few questions about it. Her response was, "That was 45 years ago! I don't remember. Leave me out of this." The following is my own personal recap of the blessed event.
Lisa Madras: Forget the law, let’s break the entire system!
What makes you angry? Oh boy, is this a loaded question for me! Where do I start, and how long are you willing to read before you nod off from the sheer exhaustion of trying to finish my list?
Josh Drespling: Size Does Matter
Maybe I'm turning into the old miser who chases the kids off his lawn while screaming some intangible string of expletives about staying off his grass. Maybe I'm stuck in my ways and afraid to embrace forward progress. But there comes a time to stand your ground and put your foot down. Such a time as this.
Gary Church: I’m a loser, all right, but my calories don’t count
Why, all of a sudden, is everyone posting recipes on Facebook? Not only are they posting recipes, they are showing photos of the very tempting finished product. None of the recipes seem to be for oatmeal or porridge.
Tim Kolodziej: As Easter nears, I must ask: why me?
Why me, Lord?Why? What did you expect me to do? Who, exactly, did you expect me to be? How, exactly, did you expect me to act? How did you expect me to have the strength to deal with THAT?
Courtney Caughey-Stambul: Continuing the countdown of my favorite films
Remember my post a couple of weeks ago regarding MSN Entertainment's 100 favorite films list? If not, I'll refresh your memory. I shared which films I considered to be strong picks within the 100-81range of MSN's list. My picks included "Young Frankenstein," "Fight Club," and "West Side Story" among others.
Gary Church: How should I know my cell number? I’ve never called myself!
I'm starting to see signs that my memory isn't what it use to be. I have no trouble remembering the phone number we had back in the 1940s. It was 2075R, but was later replaced with Oliver 20355.
Lisa Madras: What’s your special gift? Share it, don’t hide it!
What makes you so special? It cracks me up to hear this question, because when it's generally asked, there's more than a bit of snark involved.
Josh Drespling: Afraid to speak in public? Really, it will be OK
I'm imagining you all naked right now. Did you know that a majority of the American population fear public speaking more than death itself? Yes, they would rather be in the coffin than give the eulogy.
Gary Church: A phone prank for this old crank? Uh, don’t call us, we’ll call you
I received a phone call a few weeks ago that kind of startled me. It was from a very irate man. Sounding very upset he asked, "Are you the person that hit my car?"
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