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Gary Church: Me? Need help inside a store? Don’t ask.
Shopping is not something I do a lot. Whenever I do, I never ask where anything is. I like to find it all by myself. I think it's a man thing.
Gary Church: What’s in YOUR wallet? Aw, I better purse my lips
The older I get, the less I know about women. My lovely bride and I decided to go to Sharon for lunch and a little shopping. As we were approaching Mitchell Road, she got all panicky and said we had to go back home. I thought maybe she had to use the toilet or something.
Gary Church: How do you kill a stink bug? With a clean shot!
Some of you view the New Castle News only on the web. You may have never read my weekly garden column in the print edition. Last week, I was obsessed with single-handedly wiping out the stink bug population.
Gary Church: Pretend wedding a real treat (with video)
I've been asked to do a lot of stuff in my life. Perform a wedding was never one of them. That all changed last week when I officiated at the marriage of Shelly and Eddie. With video.
Gary Church: Yep, I’m a big chicken when it comes to buying booze
My wife watches cooking shows on TV. I don't. There is one chef on the Internet I do check in on once in a while.
Gary Church: My Mexican food was mild, but the entertainment was a little spicy
Some friends, who wish to remain anonymous for national security reasons, asked us to meet them for a quiet dinner. Their restaurant of choice was El Canelo.
Gary Church: Yeesh! The smell of a perm is enough to make my hair curl!
You are never too old to learn something. I recently discovered that the very first beauty salon in the United States was started in Philadelphia.
Aren't you excited?
Gary Church: For those who think I’m a crackpot, that’s a crock
I recently ran into my old neighbor, Charlotte Marshall Marcucci, at Walmart. It was my wife's birthday and I wanted to get her something exquisite. Charlotte asked, "What are you getting your wife?" I said, "A crockpot."
Gary Church: A ’Canes rematch with McDowell AND Eddie Pagley’s legs? Now that’s the ticket!
Like everyone else, I've had some unpleasant moments in my life — just not very many. Seeing Eddie Pagley at The Cedars brings up one of the darkest moments I will never forget. I was a huge fan of the New Castle Red Hurricane basketball team back in the late 1990s.
Gary Church: Want your fridge fixed? I’ve got it down cold
Some people can open a refrigerator correctly. Some people can't. I had just put my milk away from breakfast, and went into the living room for a little relaxation in my chair.
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