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Gary Church: Me? A ‘slop?’ Nah, I’m just practical
Well, she's at it again. The name calling I have to put up with has rekindled. Since winter is upon us, and I must wear outer garments, the verbal abuse gets worse. My wife has been referring to me as a "slop."
Gary Church: I’ve (still) got the music in me — but I can’t play bass ball
Something caught my attention in Tim Kolodziej's blog last week. He says when he enters a gym, and hears the basketballs being dribbled, he thinks, "I've got to play." That doesn't happen to me. I never could dribble a ball.
Gary Church: Here are 10 (printable) things you should know about me
There’s a fun thing going around on Facebook: someone tags you to reveal 10 things about yourself. I've waited and waited, but not one of my 500 friends have asked me to join in. Should anyone ever ask, I have prepared a list of unknown facts about yours truly, that should end up in the Smithsonian Institute.
Gary Church: Flop with a cop — I guess I’ll see you next fall, Bob!
In case you have never seen them, I usually appear in the New Castle News Light Up Night videos. This year I had my own personal videographer, Amanda King, hang out with me, for most of the evening. She is young and talented, and nice to work with.
Gary Church: I can see clearly now the pain has gone
If you find a lot of typographical errors in this blog, I have an excuse. I just came from the eye doctor, and my vision is very blury. I mean blurry. See?
Gary Church: Here’s a tall tale that weighs heavily on me
I'm at the age where my body is starting to go down hill a bit. One thing that is still in good working condition is my ability to gain weight. For that reason, I recently had to break down and purchase a few shirts that I could actually button.
Gary Church: I felt like a real boob at the bra display
After noticing some of my T-shirts were looking a little bit tattered, I went shopping. I know it's close to Christmas, but I like to keep my underwear drawer full and fresh, so Santa doesn't have to bring me new ones.
Gary Church: No-shave November? I escaped by a whisker!
I don't think anyone realizes all the marital stress I have at home. My current strife is being caused by my wife refusing to buy me razor blades. She thinks the ones I use are too expensive.
Gary Church: Why did the chicken cross our back yard? I don’t want to hear a peep!
When I lived on the West Side, we had chickens. We didn't live on a farm. Our yard was only the size of a city lot. Someone asked me the other day, "Why did you raise chickens?"
Gary Church: I was never college material — and now I know why
History was made last week when, for the first time, I entered a college classroom. Just making it through high school was hard enough for me. College never entered my mind. I finally got to see what I had missed.
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