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Gary Church: I was ready for a great robot show — but it bombed
There are times I may question my own sanity. I was given a photo assignment to take some random pictures at the Lawrence County Fair. This is one of the easiest and fun jobs anyone could ask for.
Gary Church: I’m not hard of hearing — you just need to mumble louder
There have been some nasty rumors circulating around the house that I have some hearing loss. In turn, I offer them the phone number of a good speech therapist when I have to say, "What?"
Gary Church: I thought it was true love at the wiener roast — but I was burned again
My social life has gone up 100 percent this year. Last year, I was invited to one summer party. This year, it has doubled and I attended two summer gala events.
Gary Church: Is it really a sandwich without the bun?
My wife decided to go on a three-day vacation. She took my daughter and grandson to Erie. I was left home to survive all alone. This had some great advantages.
Gary Church: Geez, even potty breaks are expensive these days!
Last week, I was given the honor of taking photos for The News at the Lawrence County Fair. This is a nice job because I can take a photo of anything I want. Whether it makes the paper is not up to me.
Gary Church: Did you see me at the party? I was the one wearing white
I attended the third annual Twinkle Light White Party, given by my friend Jen Fazzone McNally. I also attended the second annual Twinkle Light White Party. The only dress requirement is, you must wear white.
Gary Church: I was going to blog about my fading memory — but I forgot
There seems to be some signs that old age is starting to set in at the Church household. I've always been proud of my natural truck driver’s instinct. It gives me the ability to find places without a map or asking for directions.
Gary Church: Maybe I can't dance, but I can Stroll with the best of 'em
I have always been a big fan of quartet music. In my high school days, The Diamonds were my favorite group. I loved all their songs. One of my all time favorite hits of theirs was The Stroll.
Gary Church: For my daughter's birthday, I'm on a quest for the holy...black canister set
While going through the list of things my daughter wanted for her birthday, I chose the black canister set. The new car was a close second, but I felt led to get her the canisters instead. Perhaps it would have been easier to find a car, than a black canister set.
Gary Church: Sure my wife's car has extra gadgets...but look how the rust shines on mine!
I buy my cars, but my wife prefers to lease hers. She has had 3 new cars while I am still driving my 2002 Mercury Sable. Things have changed since 2002 on the extra stuff you can get on your car.
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