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Gary Church: No knife, no wife and an unpeeled orange
Last weekend, I attended the Master Gardeners program at the old Ben Franklin school. I'll comment on the garden tips I learned in my weekly garden column. Today, I want to talk about the lunch at the program.
Gary Church: Get that weak stuff outta here, Malik!
I was excited when I heard the Ne-Ca-Hi boys basketball team was going to be at the New Castle News. It never entered my mind to stand in line and get an autograph. I just wanted to pop in and say "Hi."
Gary Church: My retirement dreams have gone up in flames
Probably sometime in your life, you have pictured what your retirement will be like. Visions of you sitting in your chair, wearing a cardigan sweater, with a pair of slippers on, smoking a pipe.
Gary Church: Did ’Canes just win? Or did my wife slip a disk?
I would like to congratulate the New Castle boys basketball team for winning the state championship. Since my wife and I don't have the best knees for climbing up bleacher steps, we no longer attend games.
Gary Church: I’ve always wanted to thank Frank for my sex education
When we're eating out, it is not unusual for me to strike up a conversation with some stranger. This happened last week at the Mahoning VFD fish dinner.
Gary Church: It’s hard to believe, but I used to have a devil of a time behaving in church
Recently, a friend of mine started a Facebook page about our former church. The members started reminiscing about their weddings, child dedications, baptisms, and other events they hold dear to their hearts.
Gary Church: Maybe I didn’t get into trouble, but I got the last lap
I try to attend the New Wilmington Business Expo each year. This year, it was a little different for me. I was asked by The News to take some photos while I was there.
Gary Church: I’m not Bugs Bunny, but I know my carats
You may wonder where the inspiration for my blogs comes from. Sometimes, I wonder that myself. Here is a great example of how it happens.
Gary Church: Rest well, Millie — you were one cool chick
It's not real uncommon for a stray cat or dog to show up in your yard. It is uncommon for a stray chicken to decide to make your yard her home.
Gary Church: Oh, I’ve got call waiting, but it’s not what you think
As an old dude, I have tried with all my heart to keep up with all of the new technology. This venture will now be a thing of the past. I am finally giving up and taking my place with the people of the stone age.
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