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Gary Church: Yeesh! The smell of a perm is enough to make my hair curl!
You are never too old to learn something. I recently discovered that the very first beauty salon in the United States was started in Philadelphia.
Aren't you excited?
Gary Church: For those who think I’m a crackpot, that’s a crock
I recently ran into my old neighbor, Charlotte Marshall Marcucci, at Walmart. It was my wife's birthday and I wanted to get her something exquisite. Charlotte asked, "What are you getting your wife?" I said, "A crockpot."
Gary Church: A ’Canes rematch with McDowell AND Eddie Pagley’s legs? Now that’s the ticket!
Like everyone else, I've had some unpleasant moments in my life — just not very many. Seeing Eddie Pagley at The Cedars brings up one of the darkest moments I will never forget. I was a huge fan of the New Castle Red Hurricane basketball team back in the late 1990s.
Gary Church: Want your fridge fixed? I’ve got it down cold
Some people can open a refrigerator correctly. Some people can't. I had just put my milk away from breakfast, and went into the living room for a little relaxation in my chair.
Gary Church: You might think I’m an Easy Writer, but I’ve got a little help
Writing blogs in my old age was not one of my childhood dreams. Although some call me a writer, I prefer to use that title on those talented enough to write novels and movies. All I do is have fun with events that happen in my life.
Gary Church: If I’m looking a little Haggard, my wife’s birthday concert took its toll
There are not too many country and western singers who I would go see. When I heard that Merle Haggard was going to be at the Mountaineer Casino, there was no question that I was going.
Gary Church: When it comes to kitchen duties, I’m a real sweetie
Many of you probably have the wrong assumption that I don't do anything in the kitchen. Nothing could be further from the truth. I fill the sugar bowl.
Gary Church: There’s a hole in my donut — and in my underwear
Things aren't always peachy keen around the Church household. The main problem: my wife is a female and I'm not. As we were relaxing on the back patio Labor Day weekend, my wife asked if I had any plans.
Gary Church: I was ready for a great robot show — but it bombed
There are times I may question my own sanity. I was given a photo assignment to take some random pictures at the Lawrence County Fair. This is one of the easiest and fun jobs anyone could ask for.
Gary Church: I’m not hard of hearing — you just need to mumble louder
There have been some nasty rumors circulating around the house that I have some hearing loss. In turn, I offer them the phone number of a good speech therapist when I have to say, "What?"
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