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Gary Church: Hey, ladies! A coffee break with Emeril will perk up your husband
If it hasn't happened by now, it's not going to happen. Six months ago, I purchased a Keurig coffee maker as a Christmas present for my wife.
Gary Church: Lordy, Lordy, how will we ever top 40?
We just finished up a day of celebrating our 40th wedding anniversary. Each year I try to cut back on prizes and festivities, but my wife was expecting some kind of gala events, because it was our 40th. I didn't disappoint her.
Gary Church: Want a window into my world? It’s shear madness
It's not big news that men and women think differently. While doing some research on how plants affect people, I can explain to you why.
Gary Church: Oh, fudge! You want ME to grill the burgers?
My nephew Dan called me on a Thursday and asked if we could have a family reunion on Sunday. His whole family was in town for a funeral, and they may never be back together in this area again.
Gary Church: What should I get my wife for our anniversary?
My 40th wedding anniversary is coming up, and I think my wife is expecting some kind of an extravagant present. She hasn't used the last gift I got her, so why should I buy another one?
Gary Church: After ending up in the drink, I became the designated driver
Well, it's finally the season to get the boat out and head up to the lake. Water is very relaxing, and I really enjoy it. I've never owned a boat, but my friend Ron Blews did.
Gary Church: Getting high at breakfast? I’ll milk that for all it’s worth
I’ve never been drunk or high. The closest I've ever come to being high is when I'm drinking my cereal milk in the morning.
Gary Church: If you want to go parking in an SUV, watch for police
Sometimes when I'm out riding around, I may respond to something I hear on the police scanner. Here’s a recent one that struck me as unusual.
Gary Church: Hey, I voted in the primary — so where’s my free lunch?
Voting just wasn't the same this year. They changed my voting location. I usually chit-chat with the guards, but my buddy was transferred to a different location. They probably needed tougher security there.
Gary Church: The drapes of wrath — if my wife has her way, it could be curtains for me
My wife and I don't fight, but we have some real lively conversations sometimes. When it comes to decorating, our tastes are totally opposite. Every time this subject comes up, there is chaos in our humble abode.
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