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Gary Church: No-shave November? I escaped by a whisker!
I don't think anyone realizes all the marital stress I have at home. My current strife is being caused by my wife refusing to buy me razor blades. She thinks the ones I use are too expensive.
Gary Church: Why did the chicken cross our back yard? I don’t want to hear a peep!
When I lived on the West Side, we had chickens. We didn't live on a farm. Our yard was only the size of a city lot. Someone asked me the other day, "Why did you raise chickens?"
Gary Church: I was never college material — and now I know why
History was made last week when, for the first time, I entered a college classroom. Just making it through high school was hard enough for me. College never entered my mind. I finally got to see what I had missed.
Gary Church: This soldier really is shipping out in the morning — scout’s honor!
I can't win. Last year when I went to Jen Fazzone McNally's Halloween party, I wore a mask. No one else did. This year, I thought I would get with it and just wear a costume.
Gary Church: In heaven there is no beer, but George is having plenty of laughs
While growing up, most of my close friends were a little on the crazy side. One guy who always kept me in stitches was George Budai. George passed away last week.
Gary Church: Me? Need help inside a store? Don’t ask.
Shopping is not something I do a lot. Whenever I do, I never ask where anything is. I like to find it all by myself. I think it's a man thing.
Gary Church: What’s in YOUR wallet? Aw, I better purse my lips
The older I get, the less I know about women. My lovely bride and I decided to go to Sharon for lunch and a little shopping. As we were approaching Mitchell Road, she got all panicky and said we had to go back home. I thought maybe she had to use the toilet or something.
Gary Church: How do you kill a stink bug? With a clean shot!
Some of you view the New Castle News only on the web. You may have never read my weekly garden column in the print edition. Last week, I was obsessed with single-handedly wiping out the stink bug population.
Gary Church: Pretend wedding a real treat (with video)
I've been asked to do a lot of stuff in my life. Perform a wedding was never one of them. That all changed last week when I officiated at the marriage of Shelly and Eddie. With video.
Gary Church: Yep, I’m a big chicken when it comes to buying booze
My wife watches cooking shows on TV. I don't. There is one chef on the Internet I do check in on once in a while.
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