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Gary Church

January 3, 2014

Gary Church: Today I have something exciting to cluck about...I'm a godfather!



Do you think I need a theme song?  If so, would the chicken dance be appropriate?
If something threatens Millie, do I accompany them to the lake,  and have them take a swim in a pair of cement shoes?
Since Millie is Catholic, and I'm Baptist, I wasn't sure if I had the right qualifications for the job.
John told me that Millie didn't care.
I suppose I better go out and buy a large ring so I can look the part.
If they ever put this on film, I hope they get Steve Martin to play my part.

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Yes. All evidence points that way.
No. Everyone is so quick to point fingers, but there's not enough evidence to support claims of Russian guilt.
I'm not sure. I'll just wait until the investigation is over to make up my mind.
What is up with these Malaysian Airlines planes? I know one airline I won't be flying any time soon...
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