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Gary Church

January 3, 2014

Gary Church: Today I have something exciting to cluck about...I'm a godfather!

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NEW CASTLE —

 
Do you think I need a theme song?  If so, would the chicken dance be appropriate?
 
If something threatens Millie, do I accompany them to the lake,  and have them take a swim in a pair of cement shoes?
 
Since Millie is Catholic, and I'm Baptist, I wasn't sure if I had the right qualifications for the job.
 
John told me that Millie didn't care.
 
I suppose I better go out and buy a large ring so I can look the part.
 
If they ever put this on film, I hope they get Steve Martin to play my part.

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