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Josh Drespling: With a little tidying up, maybe we can even park in our garage
It is just shy of a full year since I cleaned out our garage. I spent several hot days last summer making it nearly spotless. It was neat and tidy and everything had its respective place.
Josh Drespling: My thoughts on July 4 just might set off some fireworks
What is with these mid-week holidays? This year, the Fourth of July, or should I say Independence Day, was in the middle of the week. It has me all mixed up on my days, and my schedule is a scrambled mess.
Josh Drespling: Put the phone down and step away from the cat, it's time to unplug
Have you ever composed a text, updated to Facebook, or sent a Tweet while sitting on the toilet? Have you found yourself reaching for your smart phone while you’re in a meeting, just for comfort? Have you checked your phone for new messages before you even get out of bed? Have you shared a photo of your dinner or your cat or worse yet, your cat eating dinner?
Josh Drespling: Sorry, honey, I am not a crook — just a forgetful daddy
I feel so awful and embarrassed. I have been committing a dastardly deed without even knowing it. My lack of attention to detail and forgetfulness has led me down this reprehensible path. It was an honest mistake and I truly feel terrible for it. Nonetheless, I have become a crook and a malefactor.
Josh Drespling: Breakfast for dinner? Yep, as long as I’m makin’ bacon!
A while back I was rummaging through the kitchen tying to figure out what to make for dinner. My daughter was in the the other room complaining that she was hungry and my wife was echoing with the usual, “What are you doing for dinner?”
Josh Drespling: Students get a summer vacation — what about parents?
About nine months ago, we parents were all prepared to attack the new school year with vigor and determination. We had a new stash of supplies, including the perfect pencils and pens, a crisp new backpack, and all the other wares our children could ever need or want.
Josh Drespling: Lawn mowing cuts deep into my wallet
I finally did it. I succumbed to the desire and plopped my cold, hard cash down on the counter. I was thrifty and cautious in my shopping. I have spent the last few summers kicking tires and comparing prices. I checked every local retailer, online site, and even kept a keen eye on Craig's List.
Josh Drespling: My daughter’s invitation was irresistible — and so was her performance
What agony is this?What evil villain has prepared this dastardly event and entrapped me in its bitter grasp? The scene: An elementary school gym on perhaps one of the hottest and most humid days of the year.
Josh Drespling: Sick and tired of being sick and tired
I'm sick of being sick! It has been over a week now fighting this ungodly pestilence that has settled in my body. Despite my best efforts, this plague has taken a firm hold of every avenue of my being. It has become the most constant and present force in my life.
Josh Drespling: Thank you, Mom. I’ve never said this before but ...
I'm a terrible son. I’ll can freely admit my shortcomings. Well, maybe not as awful as some. I've never been in prison or killed anyone (though I may have thought about it). I’ve never been a drug addict or a drunk. I remember most of the holidays, birthdays and celebrations and I'm capable of supporting myself and my family.
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